How I'm Spending Superbowl Sunday

I've never understood football. Not just it's purpose, but the actual rules of the game. No matter how many times gym teachers or my dad or other varies football enthusiasts have explained how it works I only have the most basic understanding of the rules. Therefore, this Sunday isn't exactly a huge deal for me.

While I do enjoy the commercials that occur during the Superbowl, I'd rather watch the best ones one Youtube tomorrow, than sit through the actual game today. Thus my predicament. This is a day when most other channels don't even try to put anything interesting on, knowing that they won't gain enough viewers. It's sort of like wearing an ugly dress to a funeral. No one's going to be trying to pick you up there, so why bother?