My standard answer when someone asks "where's so-and-so?" is to very casually say "Oh, I killed him and threw him in a ditch".
This happened at dinner and my friends proved why they're my friends. They responded like this:
Friend 1: *nods approvingly*
Friend 2: "Approved."
Friend 3: "Sounds reasonable."
Later I was walking down the hall and heard someone I didn't know say "Where's my roommate?" I came so close to saying, "I killed her and threw her in a ditch" BUT I DIDN'T! I stopped myself from confusing some poor girl.
I feel I deserve a cookie.
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| I tried to take a picture of myself eating the cookie but it turned out...less than flattering. |
It was a yummy cookie.
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