So I was walking up the stairs the other day and I passed someone talking into her cellphone. All I heard was "That's why we were all bending over!"
Scenarios in my head for why a (presumably) large group of people was bending over:
1. Avoiding a fireball.
2. Lots of pennies on the ground.
3. Toe touching competition.
4. Group scoliosis testing.
5. Group cavity searching.
I'm sure none of these are right, but since I'll never find out the actual explanation, I'm happy imagining.